 ...Get it?...Lump?...HIS CALVES ARE SOOO LUMPY!!!
 Takes Dad Shoes away!!! (To the tune of "Sailing" by Christopher Cross)
 Fun Fact: Super Bowl 48 was the first (but not the last) time the Monarchs made a Super Bowl appearance.
 This Dad has a "mullet leg" business on his foot, and party on his calf.
 ...Unless you are spending "leg day" polishing your Nike Air Monarchs.
 Dad shoes are so comfortable that this Dad still feels like dancing even after a long day of walking! To celebrate he does a smug dance to rub it in the faces of those who are wearing "new fangled" shoes. "Take that you young punks in your non leather multi-colored dumpster shoes."
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